Education - The Water Cycle

To educate pups into the water cycle . . .
(Adapted from "Several Drops of Rain" sung by Dot Warner of 'The Animaniacs')


There's a pup up in Maine who is pissing by a drain,
Forming ripples in the puddle that he makes.
And that puddle grows beyond into something called a pond,
Spreading outward, till it turns into a lake

Then a pup friend takes a leak, and they form a little creak
Which goes gushing down and turns into a stream.
And the stuff, it keeps on going. On the trees it keeps on flowing,
And the colour that it's showing makes you scheme.

And every flower, every weed get the spraying that they need
From that little tiny pup who piddles by.
And in the swamp it picks up germs from bacteria and worms,
And if you drank it you'd get really sick and die!

The stream joins a river that goes racing to deliver
All the pup-pee as it rushes to the sea.
Then it flows into a bay where it's quickly swept away
To the ocean, filled with motion, swirling free.

Then the sun shines on down, putting heat upon the ground,
And evaporating piss into the air.
And the stuff it starts to rise as it lifts into the skies,
And soon there is rain on that pup up in Maine!

(And that rain is a pain as he pisses by the drain!)

For pup-piss has position which is always in transition
From the puppy, to the ocean, to the sky,
And it's something you could drink, or you could spit into the sink.
If you control the way it goes you can shoot it out your nose if you try!

And now I guess I'll say goodbye!

Heh heh heh ;-)